Funny Sayings

Funny MSN Sayings

Get original and unique (not to mention witty) Funny Sayings. Check out all of these funny things you can 'say' in your Name, Nickname or Personal Message. Have fun and enjoy these new sayings!

• I looked away to not sneeze on my keyboard, and sneezed on the fan and it went in my face :|
• I didn't say that it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you!
• You're born, learn to talk, go to school, go to uni, get a job, fall in love and then after all that hard work... u DIE!
• Life is Hard... That's why people invented the pillow
• Quickly click here twice and type something interesting ;)
• Of course cats are smarter than dogs, it takes intelligence to be that devious and cruel!
• There are so many nice people in the world, I'm here to balance it out.
• Join The Army: To Be The Best, You Gotta Kill The Rest
• If I'd choose a person that opens my heart (L), I'd choose a surgeon :P
• :)I see your face when I am dreaming. That's the reason I wake up screaming!! :P

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Also surf through the cool sayings and love sayings pages. you don't even have to use these funny sayings in your names, you can just use 'em in your conversations for a laugh. Check out the site again in the future as we add more cool, cute and short funny sayings.

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